趣味英語你是朋友中的二貨么

　　越“二”越開心，來看看你是不是朋友當(dāng)中的二貨吧!

　　1. You often find yourself laughing at your own jokes more than your friends do.講笑話時(shí)自己永遠(yuǎn)是笑得最開心的那個(gè)。

　　2. And because of this you’ve experienced plenty of awkward silences after making a joke in your group.笑完之后永遠(yuǎn)會(huì)出現(xiàn)長達(dá)數(shù)秒的尷尬冷場(chǎng)。

　　3. When introducing you to new friends or family, you’ve been told to “just be normal.”帶你去見新朋友或家人的時(shí)候提醒你“待會(huì)兒正常點(diǎn)兒”。

　　4. And quite honestly, you’re not really sure what being normal entails.你嘴上答應(yīng)好好好，心里卻在認(rèn)真想“哈?正常點(diǎn)是什么意思嘛?”

　　5. Plus, when you try to be normal, you just see plenty of opportunities to be the exact opposite.結(jié)果當(dāng)你試圖正常的時(shí)候，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)無數(shù)可以發(fā)揮本性的機(jī)會(huì)。

　　6. You’re all too familiar with that “What the hell are you doing” expression from your friends.周圍的人常常對(duì)你說：“你到底是在干嘛啦!”

　　7. And the answer to their question is usually “Honestly, I’m not sure.”你的回答一般是：“我也不是很清楚”。

　　8. You can remember very specific instances in which you embarrassed your friends.你能回想起無數(shù)個(gè)讓朋友丟臉的瞬間。

　　9. You are always the one ruining the squad photo.你的出現(xiàn)毀了一張又一張完美的合照。

　　10. Sometimes you feel like you have to reign yourself in so as not to disturb the peace.你有時(shí)覺得必須控制住體內(nèi)的洪荒之力，以免破壞整體和諧氣氛。

　　11. Your friends have received a multitude of bizarre texts from you.朋友們收到過很多你發(fā)來的奇奇怪怪的信息。

　　12. You’re not entirely sure why, but none of them come to you for relationship advice.你也很疑惑為什么朋友都不找你咨詢感情問題。

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